Quote of the day--politicians who learned rhetoric from Star Trek episodes where Kirk destroys a computer with a logical paradox edition

Any ad which quotes what I said on Sunday is a falsehood, and because I have said publicly, those words were inaccurate and unfortunate, and I'm prepared to stand up and--when I make a mistake, and I'm going to on occasion, I want to stand up and share with the American people that was a mistake, because that way we can have an honest conversation.

-Newt "Man Of Ideas" Gingrich during an appearance
on Fox News this past Sunday

But... but if quoting you accurately is a falsehood, then the quote wasn't accurate... but if the quote wasn't accurate... it wouldn't be what you said... but if it was what you said... it wouldn't be accurate... but if it was quoted accurately then it was a falsehood... but if it was a falsehood, it wouldn't be accurate... but if it was accurate, then it was a falsehood... but if it was a falsehood--

--ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! ERROR! DANGER! SYSTEM OVERLOAD! DANGER! ERROR! SYSTEM OVERLOAD!

Yep. The man's brilliant. In his mind.