Who's a pretty blog! Yes you are! Yes you are!
Ahem.
Alright, so that's not exactly the most dignified way I could have announced what you've presumably already noticed: that Standing On The Shoulders Of Giant Midgets has undergone a massive, belated makeover. Notice, notice, notice. Hopefully, you like? Ja, ja?
There are a number of reasons this should have been done a while back. First and foremost, although I really love dark backgrounds, I'm as aware as anyone (and, yes, have been--sorry) that white text on a dark background increases eyestrain. Have known it since, sadly, shortly after making the decision last year to go with a dark theme. And I've been meaning to do something about it for a while, even before a tongue-in-cheek plaint on Twitter from a friend about somebody else's dark, eye-straining blog. And I'll be honest, the change, which, again, was overdue, I know, was largely the result of having free time this afternoon to spend a few hours picking a template and transferring things over, otherwise I would have put it off again.
Which brings us, not-at-all-paradoxically, to another reason for the change and the lateness of the change: the previous template was pretty awesome in a lot of ways, but easy customization was not one of them. As big a reason for making a change as the readability of the blog was to switch over to a template that should be easier to edit by somebody as clueless about HTML and CSS and the rest of it as anybody. "Werd," the template you're looking at, should be (and already has been) easier to tweak using Blogger's GUI when it comes to colors, column layouts, etc. Which is nice, though I do have friends (e.g. Michelle) who were superabundantly awesomehelpful when it came to modifying headers and things (and yes, those really are words, you can look 'em up). The sad confession I must make about the help I received in customizing the previous incarnation, however, is that whereas my friends sent me wonderful e-mails explaining in thorough detail the snippets of code and what they would do and so forth, all my brain was really able to parse was, "it's MAGIC!"
I know, I suck. I'm sorry. I'm smart about other things. Honest.
Along with all that, there's also the fact that while the previous look was (in my opinion) cool, it was also (and still my opinion here, of course), so very, very, very 2008. Which in internet years is like being really, really, really old, like stinky geezer who always wears the same undershirt every day and has socks with garters old. Which, actually, ties into all of the above: blogs have evolved, Blogger has evolved, etc.
So: the newest version of the blog should be easier for you to read and easier for me to run. Hope you like the new digs.
Oh, and happy solstice, everybody!
Alright, so that's not exactly the most dignified way I could have announced what you've presumably already noticed: that Standing On The Shoulders Of Giant Midgets has undergone a massive, belated makeover. Notice, notice, notice. Hopefully, you like? Ja, ja?
There are a number of reasons this should have been done a while back. First and foremost, although I really love dark backgrounds, I'm as aware as anyone (and, yes, have been--sorry) that white text on a dark background increases eyestrain. Have known it since, sadly, shortly after making the decision last year to go with a dark theme. And I've been meaning to do something about it for a while, even before a tongue-in-cheek plaint on Twitter from a friend about somebody else's dark, eye-straining blog. And I'll be honest, the change, which, again, was overdue, I know, was largely the result of having free time this afternoon to spend a few hours picking a template and transferring things over, otherwise I would have put it off again.
Which brings us, not-at-all-paradoxically, to another reason for the change and the lateness of the change: the previous template was pretty awesome in a lot of ways, but easy customization was not one of them. As big a reason for making a change as the readability of the blog was to switch over to a template that should be easier to edit by somebody as clueless about HTML and CSS and the rest of it as anybody. "Werd," the template you're looking at, should be (and already has been) easier to tweak using Blogger's GUI when it comes to colors, column layouts, etc. Which is nice, though I do have friends (e.g. Michelle) who were superabundantly awesomehelpful when it came to modifying headers and things (and yes, those really are words, you can look 'em up). The sad confession I must make about the help I received in customizing the previous incarnation, however, is that whereas my friends sent me wonderful e-mails explaining in thorough detail the snippets of code and what they would do and so forth, all my brain was really able to parse was, "it's MAGIC!"
I know, I suck. I'm sorry. I'm smart about other things. Honest.
Along with all that, there's also the fact that while the previous look was (in my opinion) cool, it was also (and still my opinion here, of course), so very, very, very 2008. Which in internet years is like being really, really, really old, like stinky geezer who always wears the same undershirt every day and has socks with garters old. Which, actually, ties into all of the above: blogs have evolved, Blogger has evolved, etc.
So: the newest version of the blog should be easier for you to read and easier for me to run. Hope you like the new digs.
Oh, and happy solstice, everybody!
Comments
I like the drawing, too. Who did it?
Great job!
So I'm going with it anyway.
Dude! Your new layout is totally testicular!
Dude the previous color scheme was killing me. I didn't want to say anything because I knew you'd break down bawling like a little republican who lost the healthcare vote and I hate that - but, people were talking. There were entire user groups like alt.erics.blog.template.fucking.blows and alt.midgets.are.making.my.head.hurt dedicated to the the hating of your previous template.
Seriously. I thank you, my eyes thank you, my monitor thanks you - however, my optometrist spits on your grave for the damage you have already caused me and referred to your previous template as "a pimple on the ass of humanity."
Love this one. And the edge detect line drawing likeness of young Orson Wells in the header is fantabulous (not quite Avatar fantabulous, but not bad).
Glad everyone likes the new look!
* XD
Granted, I'm one of those weirdos who prefers light text on dark background because too much whitespace makes my eyes twitchy and I really like high contrast between text and background, which means your previous design works better for me. But as, for some obscure reason, the internet is not all about me, I guess I'll deal somehow.
I am very fond of the drawing likeness above. Very cool. And I prefer the current inline commenting.
Inline commenting: I like it in theory, but in practice I have to zoom back out to 100% to make it work on Blogger.
Meanwhile, where's your obligatory cat pic? :)
MWT: I'll see if I can cat you later.... :)
If I may also offer some criticism, I find mouse-over white color for hyperlinks slightly disorienting on fairly light background.
That being said, the new theme looks very nice and crisp. Good choice!
Looks great Eric!
I just learned that my blog is so last year! All those different colors and pictures slapped in willy-nilly just won't do anymore. Well, they weren't talking about my blog, specifically, but if the font color fits....
(wanders off mumbling and kicking rocks)
(Boy, making everybody happy sure is hard.)