Yep, we're screwed
The space shuttle Endeavor's recent manifest included a school project in which two spiders were placed in a box to see if spiders can spin webs in space.
Now, it seems, there's only one spider in the box.
Obviously there are several possibilities--one of the spiders perhaps ate the other. It happens.
Or, of course, there's the obvious and pretty likely possibility that New York is about to be devoured by a nine-hundred-foot-tall glowing spider from outer space.
Now, it seems, there's only one spider in the box.
Obviously there are several possibilities--one of the spiders perhaps ate the other. It happens.
Or, of course, there's the obvious and pretty likely possibility that New York is about to be devoured by a nine-hundred-foot-tall glowing spider from outer space.

Oh well. We're doomed for sure this time. Thanks, science. Thanks a lot. Still, might as well have a little song while we wait for ginormous gamma-radiated eight-legged death, shall we?
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Maybe Spiderman can begin some negotiations.
TOO MANY LEGS!
(freaks out)
I soooooo wish I had your photoshop skills.
And don't worry MWT, the kitties will protect me.