How many fingers you got, motherf**ker?

I said, "Look, do you know how many times I said 'shut up' in six years on The Factor? Six."

—Bill O'Reilly, The O'Reilly Factor, Sept. 27, 2004

Well, enjoy your Kool-Aid, sir, and [in] more than nine years on the air, you can count the shut-ups on this program on one hand.

—Bill O'Reilly, The O'Reilly Factor, Dec. 6, 2005

Compliled by Jack Shafer at Slate;
"Bill O'Reilly's 'Shut Up' Revisionism"

So the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, "Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

The Princess Bride, 1987;
Screenplay by William Goldman