Lucky he didn't do this here in the States--the Bush Administration would have given him an imaginary trial...

In Tokyo, a man has been arrested for threatening to kill a bunch of people at a nonexistent train station.

Maybe he should have been clearer in explaining that he meant to kill a flock of unicorns with his laser eyes.

On the plus side, it looks like we Americans no longer have a monopoly on hysterically overreacting to things. Yay, us.