Y'know, I have always had an inordinate fondness for raccoons...

Jim, over at Stonekettle Station, has too much time on his hands. Today it's the "Which Horrible Disease Are You" quiz over at Rum & Monkey. Which provided me with a much-needed laugh, because I gotta say, I did not see this one coming:

Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.

What can I say? Sure, I'm treatable. If you get to me in time.

But it's gonna hurt like a motherfucker. Just so you know.