Habeas corpus

A man in England who was accused of flashing six women over the course of several years attempted to use his "underdeveloped" genitalia as a defense--going as far as bringing photographs of the offending member to court and publishing them to the judge and jury. (No mention in the article as to whether the photographs had to be enlarged or enhanced in any way.) It doesn't appear that the man actually "produced the body in court."

Surprisingly, his "I have a small penis" defense failed to work. And, unfortunately, it appears we all know whether he'll be "catching" or "pitching" if he receives active time, as the judge suggested he might.