Tales from the spam folder: seven bad haikus for Glory
hi
gloryjohnson_2012@libero.it
From: gloryjohnson_2012@libero.it (gloryjohnson_2012@libero.it) Sent: Wed 10/03/12 4:18 PM To: hello. my name is glory please contact me with my email address, (gloryjohnson62@ymail.com) form glory
My junkmail folder
has more spam inside it than
the ocean has fish.
Glory Johnson, hi
I do not think I know you
Now I know your name
October is here
Leaves will fall like sweet missives
From complete strangers
Wild spirit Glory--
bracing as the cold fall wind!
(Also, you misspelled "from".)
Are you Glory Please
or are you Glory Johnson?
Confused like a moth.
An old man rakes leaves:
more come each Autumn, his work
vain as blocking spam
Glory, my tool's like
a rain-caught worm--I need cheap
Canadian meds.
Comments
Then again, she might have meant to ask you to "form" Glory. It's like cloning...or something.