Carl Sagan, "The Meat Planet"
This. Oh dear gods. This. This is the best thing ever. I am laughing. I am laughing so hard my ass has popped right off the load bearings and is bouncing around on the floor like a pair of tetherballs. I cannot breathe. I just cannot breathe at all.

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You might like a version of the Periodic table I did a while back too: http://www.spellingmistakescostlives.com/nonscience/periodictable.htm
Cheers!
Excellent periodic table, too: well-played.