An open letter to Mr. David Moore
Contact Mr Bryan for your $600,000.00 Bank Draft. Thanks?
From: Mr David Moore (moore@mooreestate.com)
Sent: Tue 5/18/10 12:57 PM
To:
Dear Friend,
How are you today?
Hope all is well with you and your family? I hope this mail meets you in a perfect condition. You may not understand why this mail came to you. But if you do not remember me, you might have received an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded.
I am using this opportunity to inform you that this multi-million-dollar business has been concluded with another person who financed it to a logical conclusion. I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you.
But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of the security company to my new partner's account in London that was capable of assisting me in this great venture. Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trustworthiness you showed during the course of the transaction I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of $600,000.00. I have left an international certified bank draft for you worth about $600,000.00 cash-able anywhere in the world.
My dear friend, I will like you to contact my lawyer Mr. Ellis Bryan for the collection of this international certified bank draft. I have authorized him to release the international certified bank draft to you as soon as you contact him regarding this issue.
At the moment, I'm very busy here because of the investment projects which myself my new partner are having at hand. Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart.
Also comply with Mr. Ellis Bryan so that he will send the draft to you without any delay.
CONTACT: Mr. Ellis Bryan
ADDRESS: 15 Millmark Groove SE14 6RL,. London United Kingdom
EMAIL: mrellisbryn@hosanna.net
Tel #: +447 024 077 554
Therefore, you should send him your full Name and telephone number/your address where you where you want him to send the draft to you. Thanks and God bless you and your family.
I am very busy now i may not reply to any email for some time.
Best Regards,
Mr. David Moore
Dear Mr. Moore,
You're welcome. I have to admit, our previous, never-concluded multi-million-dollar business transaction was among the easiest, smoothest, and most pleasantly-not-conducted multi-million-dollar business transactions I have ever left unfinished. Amazingly, I was able to accomplish exactly nothing by doing nothing, and I am very happy that the nothing which didn't happen was as satisfying for you when it went unfinished as it was for myself.
In the spirit of our previous non-transaction, I am eagerly looking forward to not-completing yet another non-transaction under a similar lack of terms and conditions as our first non-venture was rendered incomplete under. I trust this will be satisfactory to you, as well, since it will essentially be a non-reprise of the exchange we failed to conduct last time you were in contact with me to your expressed satisfaction. I hope, indeed, that our complete lack of action will produce even fewer results than we failed to produce through our previous inertia, for I strongly feel that this conspicuous and zealous inaction will bring even more satisfaction (both to ourselves, and also to Mr. Ellis Bryan, your lawyer, who I hope will fail to act with due passivity and restraint and thereby share our glowing sense of unachieved lack-of-result).
Along those lines, I regret to learn that you are having a busy time because of new projects at hand. I hope this is merely a temporary setback and the distressing flurry of activity and investment you're embroiled in will simmer, then cool into a turgid period of quiescence. We cannot always prevent tragedy from entering our lives, but please know that this phase of excitement will come to an eventual end, and you will soon be able to resign yourself to a happily indifferent lassitude.
Good luck, and my best wishes to you and yours.
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