Pit-Pat loves you

Hey, Eric, you know how you were going to right this really pretentious dialogue with yourself and then embed a classic Mr. Show clip because you weren't sure you'd have the time or brainpower for a real Friday entry?

Yeah?

How about cutting it down to six lines?

Hey, that's a good idea--but I should still warn anybody watching this at work that the language isn't, um, "work-friendly" and they should turn it down or listen through headphones or just watch it when they get home.

Good idea; now can we just watch the clip?

Okay.