Have you freaking seen Bloodrayne?

Apparently, Uwe Boll told an interviewer he would stop making movies if a million people asked him to stop.


I was number 77,989.


Honestly, if revising the German tax code didn't end his career, I'm not sure a million people will, either. But a man can dream, right? A man can dream.





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I am quite pleased to say that I have never even *heard* of those movies, no less seen them.

It's very nice here under my rock, if you'd like to visit for awhile.
Eric said…
You've missed nothing. Sort of. Actually, Alone In The Dark is brilliantly awful. Tara Reid plays a scientist, a scientist who pronounces "Newfoundland" like it's spelled. "New-Found-Land." Someone should really make a crossover movie where Tara Reid's character from AITD teams up with Denise Richards's physicist from The World Is Not Enough and they try to solve some kind of mystery without clonking their heads together and making that sound that you'd imagine two coconuts would probably make if you smacked them together.

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